Food, Restaurants and Miscellaneous: The cliché is true - FML

The cliché is true

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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doritoman 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:31

well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

lifeinhd 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 1:36

So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

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ph8eyerucker 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:47

Dumb blonde. Sorry we cant fix stupid

Kitkat1996 0

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:24

Your odviously a blonde because you spelled it wrong

MilkyFilmz 26

Wednesday 5 June 2013 0:55

Living up to the stereotype I see?

mluttrell 1

Saturday 31 August 2013 23:04

Dumb blonde, lol.

ashleyylove3 22

Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:38

A brain... Do you have it?

it__happens 17

Monday 17 February 2014 7:11

You don't know your own hair color? Just saying..

hynriech_lord 8

Monday 24 February 2014 20:51

Why is it that when ever I start to doubt the blonde stereotype and believe its a load of crap some one comes around to prove me wrong

ImSteve 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 15:45

YDI for being a bitch

tinybluecoinbank 3

Tuesday 16 September 2014 23:22

Blondes. I tell ya.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 10 October 2014 10:29

I think you should lay off fish...their bones at times look like hair...I've done that before

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