The book of revelations

By MiraR - 06/10/2022 18:30

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Today, I lost my diary. The diary in which I write all my appointments/chores/grocery lists, etc. It includes "Wash last week's underwear", "Batteries for vibrator" and "Diarrhea meds". I'm 99% sure I lost it in one of my classes. I'm dreading going to college tomorrow. FML
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kokomo777 17

Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁

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Anderling 32

And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.

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kokomo777 17

Does the diary have your name in it? Sucks that it’s gone, but maybe no one will know it’s yours 😁

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dragonladiesfire 19

Unless some of her college classmates see this FML post with her name attached.

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MiraR 15

Yes, I've written my name in it... doodled on the last page too! :(

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RichardPencil 30

Diarrhea Diary? Wasn't that a punk band from the 70s? I can only imagine the story if all of those notes were in one entry.

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Anderling 32

And this is why I stick everything in my phone’s agenda with regular synchronizing instead. I am so, so sorry.

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Dirk Meatwhistle 3

You need a reminder to wash your underwear?

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MiraR 15

Yes I do... otherwise I might have to go commando while waiting for the laundry to get done....... I procrastinate A LOT!!

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Liam Rowley 17

Plot twist: he’s a dude and the vibrator, dirty underwears, and diarrhea meds are all related, having a hole in common 😝

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