Love and Embarrassing: That one move that impresses all the guys

That one move that impresses all the guys

By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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At least he will remember you.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 31 December 2024 1:27

If you like him, talk to him.

GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 31 December 2024 13:32

At least he will remember you.

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