Love, Work and Health: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 02/10/2024 16:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, after supporting my man during his year of unemployment and job searching, he came home from his first week at his new job. He brought me a little gift: The flu, courtesy of his new workplace. FML

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Wednesday 2 October 2024 18:56

Let's hope this flu comes with your man's undivided attention and care as well as chicken noodle soup he prepared himself.

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Yudith 25

Wednesday 2 October 2024 18:56

Let's hope this flu comes with your man's undivided attention and care as well as chicken noodle soup he prepared himself.

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