Food, Gross and Animals: Thanks for the heads up

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:06

Let me guess, it's still in the cupboard, waiting for its next victim?

RachelHellYeah 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:04

that's totally something I would do!

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Pooper_T_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:08

I would do the same.

whyme203 15

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:09

yeah I would too, let someone else deal with it lol

ImApencil 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:18

and you didn't look at it before you at it? you should have felt the bugs

callie1027 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:45

omg that hapend to me

emh12 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:54

wow

SaintE_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:45

your brother is weak

imonaboat79 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:01

when he goes to sleep introduce his solar plexus to your elbow.

sciencexgeek 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:23

I hate boys.

BahahahLOL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:52

we love you too

S3xualyAttractiv 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:56

lol, that's 2 funny. why would he do that?

natorade88 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 17:55

some people are dumb for putting YDI.

ttav36 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:36

what a douche

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