Love and Intimacy: Thanks but no thanks.

Thanks but no thanks.

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 16:00

Today, as my husband and I were leaving our wedding reception, my mother-in-law hugged me and whispered in my ear, "You're gonna do great tonight!" FML

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Saturday 26 August 2017 16:09

Film it so you can prove her wrong! It's important to get those early wins against your parents-in-law!

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Saturday 26 August 2017 16:58

I get the feeling she'd like to help you...

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Monday 28 August 2017 0:12

It's cute she assumed you both had waited, LOL.

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