Love, Video games, Gamers and Health: Surprise ! - FML

Surprise !

By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:03

BOOM, HEADSHOT WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.

metonymy 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:07

He shoots, he scores!

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myballs 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:10

That is simply amazing. Your new nickname shall henceforth be "Snotty!"

Aspie 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:13

Let him play his game!

kennythedude 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:41

Hah, that's what you get for sneaking up on him during such a great video game! :D

Cozzies 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 13:54

You should have spat back in his face and said "it is the mucous that binds us".

FrankieTheNimrod 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:03

YDI for "sneaking up" your husband. That's inappropriate. =P

Poke_my_mon 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:31

Did you at least say bless you?

tfiggs 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:27

YDI for failing at being a ninja

Ninja_Devil 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:52

fail ninja is win

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 0:28

Dude I would have laughed REALLY HARD

Crlnprz 11

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:21

karma lol

aoi_azarashi 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 7:07

one hit KO

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