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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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Thursday 8 October 2009 1:43

what a nice mother.

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NdnStlkr 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:10

She could have meant "Has he seen what you look like now?" in an encouraging manner, like he saw what she looked like now and suddenly regretted not asking her out?