Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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unknown1900 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 11:38

he was just joking

Detrox 0

Friday 13 November 2009 3:47

I'm taking a guess your a bit on the chunky side. I would lose some weight if not, tell your boyfriend he is a **** face, then dump him.

YOMyLifeSuck 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 15:41

if u often ask if u r fat, is that it

xtimcampix 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:12

yesterday, at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs after an advert for quitting smoking. i've had two in my LIFE.

mapleleafs4ever 0

Monday 21 December 2009 3:50

you shoulda bagged him and then smiled back. haha

darkcrow7 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 18:51

I REALLY ROFLMAO ON THIS ONE!

applesmoothiee 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 23:37

WELL IT WASN'T FUNNY

warpig182 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:37

Yes it was fatty

jasonsaied 1

Monday 1 February 2010 2:49

lol win

MaineChick 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 8:09

when they have a commercial for male enhancement just elbow him back. :)

hhelms2009 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:42

Nice one! XD

metalhead256 0

Friday 19 March 2010 18:57

when you hear a add for like extenze or somthing like that elbow him in the ribs

bAdxxKiTTi 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:19

So how about we all stop being asswipes and cut this chick a break?? We don't even know what she looks like. Jeez.

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