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Stuart?

By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Hunthas 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:02

Still not great that there was used tea bags on your floor...

ItsAnanya 25

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:04

Now that's not a very mice situation to be in.

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kievking 14

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:42

You should buy a pig.

hunteryager 18

Tuesday 6 August 2013 17:47

For what particular reason should she buy a pig? Wtf?

BeccaHugs 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 22:49

Pigs eat mice, duh.

daniellenb22 4

Tuesday 6 August 2013 12:55

hahahaha

benmec 18

Tuesday 6 August 2013 13:22

Uh, clean up any???

SolarFlare 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 13:22

hmm... weird comment. By the way, It was Mickey.

Altar_fml 2

Tuesday 6 August 2013 13:27

Aren't mice just so adorable?

biggestfan23 11

Tuesday 6 August 2013 13:30

#30 yea you probably shouldn't be broadcasting that

Raykyogrou03 12

Tuesday 6 August 2013 13:55

You're either nearsighted or just forgot to turn on the light

vibernum 17

Tuesday 6 August 2013 14:02

Reference was for Tom and Jerry...

Nyx_fml 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 14:17

Obviously, your husband planted it there to keep you away from the fridge. He must be hiding ice cream in there.

MissMustard 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:54

Or at least to get a good YouTube video if he was aware of OP's eyesight!

PterodactylMan 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 14:28

I didn't Tea that coming

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