Thief, Social Media, Party and Miscellaneous: Strange things are afoot…

Strange things are afoot…

By Klepto - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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SirWombat 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:04

YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.

BelaLugosisdead 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:03

Dude, use it as an excuse to return it

Comments

beethoven_fml 0

Monday 16 November 2009 1:33

ass

jerrybast 0

Monday 16 November 2009 1:43

You're an ass hole. YDI

ragsy 7

Monday 16 November 2009 2:11

Ommis said it best. I have nothing to add.

Koolnoob729 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:23

why not just take the picture down?..

SekC 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:38

You're a sad excuse for a human.

blastvortex 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:09

Idiot...

carkel 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:18

of all things, why steal a trophy? not that i'm saying it's okay to steal, but seriously. a trophy?

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:41

wow idiot

Saaandy 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:42

sooo.. just get yourself over to his place, tell him you took it while drunk, and hopefully just share a laugh and leave..

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:52

WTF is wrong with you? You're an idiot AND a sorry excuse for a human being.

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