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Strange stranger

By MandyPanda - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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2tinybubbles 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:04

Aww sorry. But i really like this idea for a party! :D

ayuhme 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:11

well... it is on the creeper side to be drawing on peoples shirts that you don't know

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2npac 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 3:52

Seriously, what kind of loser ass party is this?

Jam313 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:58

eh?I don't get it. stupid.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 11 July 2014 19:48

That kind of party seems like a bad idea from the start.

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