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Storage wars

By ADayAtATime - 20/04/2024 06:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML

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Sertorius 10

Sunday 21 April 2024 1:18

That storage unit is definitely filled with drugs, stolen goods and/or human body parts, all ordered alphabetically.

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Sertorius 10

Sunday 21 April 2024 1:18

That storage unit is definitely filled with drugs, stolen goods and/or human body parts, all ordered alphabetically.

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