Animals, Embarrassing, Dogs and Poopoo peepee: Stop moving! - FML

Stop moving!

By Anonymous - 29/05/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I had to try and capture some of my dog’s pee to get tests done. During the attempt, he pissed all up my arm, the ordeal drawing a crowd of spectators who no doubt think I’ve gone mad. After all that, the sample captured wasn’t enough to be tested. FML

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Yudith 25

Thursday 29 May 2025 23:24

As someone who once had to get a pee sample from my cat, I commiserate with you.

smokinclown 16

Friday 30 May 2025 19:50

As a vet technician next time try a soup laddle

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Yudith 25

Thursday 29 May 2025 23:24

As someone who once had to get a pee sample from my cat, I commiserate with you.

smokinclown 16

Friday 30 May 2025 19:50

As a vet technician next time try a soup laddle

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