Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Stop! Hammertime!

Stop! Hammertime!

By shotdown - 04/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, in the middle of hot passionate sex with my husband, he stops and tells me he won't be able to finish until I go brush my teeth. FML

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Thursday 4 November 2010 12:18

Awww that sucks. But that's really gross! You should brush your teeth before, OP.

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YDI for bad oral hygiene.

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