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Stoooooop!

By DIY560 - 24/02/2014 03:59 - United States - Ambler

Today, I was trying to study for a test when my brother and his friends decided to play the chant game, meaning one person yells something weird and everyone else has to say it back without laughing. All I heard for about two hours was them yelling things like, "DICK NIPPLES." FML

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Theglc20 27

Monday 24 February 2014 11:56

Good thing it want something like 'I love justin bieber'. They wouldnt have have been able to repeat without sobbing

ChenEighty 20

Monday 24 February 2014 12:33

Way to copy a comment from 3 FMLs ago.

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ruxtain 15

Tuesday 25 February 2014 7:50

Come on, it's fun!except that it's bothering you, OP...

b00kn3rd 14

Tuesday 25 February 2014 18:01

Bet you can't repeat "giggle fart" without laughing...

Stultophobe 8

Tuesday 25 February 2014 18:28

I saw this on Vine

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Wednesday 26 February 2014 2:24

It was on Vine

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Wednesday 4 June 2014 3:50

**** BREAST...sorry, I'm from iFunny

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IFunny is life! Lol.

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