Intimacy, Sex and Embarrassing: Stoner

Stoner

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while still stoned from his dental surgery, my boyfriend told me I give the best blowjobs he’s ever had. My parents were in the room. FML

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Lost Reggie 21

Friday 26 April 2024 21:18

Could be worse, your Dad could have said "She gets it from her Mom!"

arthriticwolf 8

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take the compliment 😂 could always be worse he could have asked your mom to give you advice on giving blow jobs

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Lost Reggie 21

Friday 26 April 2024 21:18

Could be worse, your Dad could have said "She gets it from her Mom!"

arthriticwolf 8

Sunday 12 May 2024 9:30

take the compliment 😂 could always be worse he could have asked your mom to give you advice on giving blow jobs

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