Holidays, Miscellaneous, Embarrassing, Awkward and Dad jokes: Stick the landing

Stick the landing

By Anonymous - 30/12/2024 03:00 - Canada

Today, I confidently told a funny story during a holiday family dinner. Nobody laughed, except my younger cousin, who snorted so hard at the way I'd flopped into complete silence, he sprayed cranberry sauce across the table. FML

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Monday 30 December 2024 8:12

what was the joke?👀

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Monday 30 December 2024 10:53

so you gonna share the joke or..

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easybree 10

Monday 30 December 2024 8:12

what was the joke?👀

Welp- 7

Monday 30 December 2024 10:53

so you gonna share the joke or..

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