Love, Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: Steamy - FML

Steamy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 06:35

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Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

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Jackey 29

Monday 20 May 2019 7:17

Props to the bf for going with "no means no."

bloopaloop 27

Monday 20 May 2019 6:48

You’re really bad at foreplay.

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tounces7 27

Thursday 23 May 2019 1:21

Wow you really didn't think that could be misunderstood?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 2 March 2022 6:02

Seriously? You said no. He listened. And you're complaining???

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