Work: Spaghetti junction - FML

Spaghetti junction

By superjesse006 - 10/10/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

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ben_the_yid 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:04

well thats unlucky man good luck getting another job

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Saturday 10 October 2009 16:39

Hi, my name is SaintJimmy and I like to take it up the butt with a 12 inch rotating bunny *****.

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frozenpandaman 0

Monday 12 October 2009 7:07

repeat

fuckingshitt343 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:54

well do you really want to work at a job like that anyways? think of it as a good think that happened and i guess keep on with the job hunt =)

ryguy997 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 6:52

I HEAR LAWSUIT BELLS!!!!!

yuggi1 11

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:11

I totally agree with number 1. Lawsuits? The job wasn't technically hers.

iLove2LoveU 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:28

Woah!!!!! go Oregon!!!!

a_maelstrom 7

Wednesday 7 August 2013 21:46

This could have been executed better

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Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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