Intimacy: SORRY! - FML

SORRY!

By imsorry - 14/01/2015 23:57 - United States - Oakland

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Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

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TOP COMMENTS

MercyFrag 22

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:08

How very Canadian of you...

Jasim 17

Thursday 15 January 2015 12:00

Doesn't matter had sex.

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PePziNL 20

Friday 16 January 2015 1:33

Whipped? During sex? Kinky stuff.

Sherry_Berry_92 6

Friday 16 January 2015 3:36

Aw at least you felt sorry for coming first. (I assume that's what the apology was for?) Some guys don't give a crap about that stuff. I'd take the guy who actually cares over those jerks any day lol

joshi42 16

Friday 16 January 2015 5:39

YDI for using a wrong hole.

Doctor_W_H_O 18

Friday 16 January 2015 8:26

Dang that's sad

dragoongirl90 34

Friday 16 January 2015 21:43

Was it that you came after 20 seconds? Because that's not being whipped, you should be sorry. But then you can always go again.

abranner98 4

Saturday 17 January 2015 4:04

Sounds like you're a submissive.

xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:01

or Canadian!

bloodwraith96 16

Tuesday 20 January 2015 7:30

You need help. Better than moaning someone else's name but it prompts one to ask why the hell you were sorry for having sex.

bunnybean12321 18

Friday 30 January 2015 20:27

must be canadian lol

Nini01_fml 9

Monday 23 February 2015 19:46

in sorry that your sorry

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