Animals, Friends, Dogs and Weird: Social science

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By Josh - 16/07/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, a friend came over to meet my new dog. The dog got excited and accidentally peed on him. I went to the kitchen to get something to clean it up. When I came back, my new dog was covered in my friend's pee. My friend claimed that peeing on my dog "showed dominance." FML

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Friday 16 July 2021 8:37

The obvious move is to pee on your friend. ...to establish dominance, obviously.

roxsie_rox 6

Friday 16 July 2021 22:42

if my so called "friend" wants to remain a friend better believe they will be the one giving my dog a bath and if not my ex-friend is leaving with his nuts kicked and punch to the sternum lol that's so incredibly disrespectful and disgusting. you're friend is rude and I know what I said is rude too but I bet they won't ever do that shit again to anyone's pet ! reform lol