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So, here's the thing…

By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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kscott88 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:09

Next time - pluck.

HookEmTexas07 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 20:11

Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.

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Hellsno 0

Friday 6 November 2009 22:23

that is why you shoud have PLUCKED!

burn_n_violet 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 1:12

Whenever you need to pluck something, always do it after taking a hot shower. it hurts 20 times less.

ayashe 2

Saturday 7 November 2009 2:22

FYL, I hate it when doctors keep med students around.

rockmum 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 14:32

I have hair on mine too!!!

This_GuY_929 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:47

well... guys have hair on theirs too... so.. whats soo wrong? i mean like the top of your head there might be a problem... but humans have hair all over their body (mostly) so... if its like one of two... is it that muuch of a problem?

blacklite69 0

Monday 9 November 2009 21:51

Dude, they're called TWEEZERS - christ. YDI.

blindwhisper 0

Friday 13 November 2009 15:42

lmao. u'r lucky there were only 8 ... in my school we're about 15 or so, discussing a case at a time. don't worry about it, i'm sure they got another unusual case the next day and already forgot about it.

sychedelix 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 7:08

if it makes you feel any better, when I was 18, I got kicked out of my parents house and had to live with 11 of my friends in this tiny 2 bedroom efficiency apartment. I got body lice from the bedding I was using after these two stoners had sex in the closet I was using as my bedroom. I didn't have a car so I had to call my mom and not only did I have to tell her why I needed her to take me to the doctor, but when we got there, I had a doctor and 3 PA's practically bury their faces in my exposed crotch so they could look closely at the specimens. :-(