Sex and Intimacy: So good it's bad

So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML

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Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

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Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:05

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

fluffyrocka 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:02

breathe op, breathe

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Doublestack00 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 14:31

must have been licking it good, good job!

179jfkla 2

Monday 25 April 2011 1:59

if you suffocated you wouldn't be posting this

cierab 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:37

was it a triangle?

Jhughrr 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 7:21

That means.ur doing.the job correctly..good.job son!

Exculpated 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 10:17

Two words buddy. Ankle cuffs! I'd tie her legs wide open then next time I do that lol!

peter96d 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:09

NO ONE CLICK YDI ITS AT 6666!!

VannahxOx_fml 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:44

Lmao it happens. I've done that to my husband.

wolfpack2206 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:16

Yes!!!! She did the figure four leg lock on u lmao!!!

Groc_live 2

Friday 19 August 2011 19:41

maby she thought that she would let you try out asphyxiation.. you should be thanking her ;)

wildcoyote 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:42

#WIN seems you did a good job

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