Embarrassing, Shopping and Miscellaneous: Snark

Snark

By hahasuckit - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML

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By Shopper - 23/05/2012 22:50 - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML

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By Springmaid - 02/10/2023 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a heavy set lady came to my boutique asking for our "largest" 28in size jeans. I decided to humor her by giving a 52 mislabeled as a 28. It fit perfectly! She happily bought it and left. Later, her mother, who is a Super Karen and twice her size, came to complain about me to the owner for bodyshaming her daughter. FML

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Muffinish 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:05

Report her to her manager. Sales reps can get in a LOT of trouble for treating customers like that.

DollyMolly 0

Friday 25 December 2009 16:02

Yeah right because you look like a size 2!

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DjeePee 24

Saturday 5 June 2010 16:19

YDI if you're one of those persons who like to believe they are way thinner than they actually are.

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 24 October 2010 20:11

not fly, fhl (her life) that's rude and sales people are there to help you, not put you down. be confident.

palltaru 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 0:37

^win

punkchica123 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:24

what a bitch!

gameon113 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:03

Umm... You were buying a dress and your name is hahasuckit... Assuming you are a girl, suck what?

gionatorinc 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:25

I take it size four is small? im sorry, im a single guy...(hint hint)

Xenon1386 9

Monday 22 April 2013 5:49

Tell her to just do her damn job.

HeatherFeatherB 31

Tuesday 11 November 2014 3:36

You could try Sears.

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