Embarrassing, Cigarettes and Health: Smoking is so cool

Smoking is so cool

By Burnt - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML

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fmylifedam 0

Monday 2 May 2011 16:23

don't smoke then

xxxInsanexxx 9

Monday 2 May 2011 16:24

Burn! Get it? Yes? No, bad pun? Sorry.

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aardvarkish 16

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:56

MzDisturbedOne, you dyslexic twit! Malaria comes from smoquitos, which is Spanglish for cigarettes, not mosquitoes. SirEBC is absolutely correct.

followurheart 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:38

haha this made my day :)

slowlybreakingme 14

Thursday 5 May 2011 9:24

I laughed so hard just now imagining that

merdterdferd 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:05

that's happened to me before hahaha

luv2sing5 0

Friday 6 May 2011 4:31

u got burned!!!

lilpoet257 2

Friday 6 May 2011 4:50

You just got burned!

aaronm120 1

Friday 6 May 2011 6:22

smokers are jokers!

Schlesselman 8

Friday 6 May 2011 22:13

Just one more reason why smoking is bad for you. Because the fire-department will be involved nowa days. By hair.

gyoopiy 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:24

Stop drop and roll,Ever heard of that dumbass

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 6:59

trying to pull a michael jackson i see

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