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Slapstick delivery

By KLO65 - 14/03/2025 09:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I ordered a large package online, it arrived with a massive dent. I called customer service to complain, but when the customer service guy asked for a photo, I went to grab my phone to take the picture. I tripped, dropped my phone, and recorded a video of me swearing loudly. I ended up sending the video along with the complaint. FML

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d j mom 9

Friday 14 March 2025 11:25

why would you send the video? just send the separate picture....

Yudith 25

Friday 14 March 2025 18:00

Because OP broke his phone and sent the video from the data recuperated by the Grace of God?

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d j mom 9

Friday 14 March 2025 11:25

why would you send the video? just send the separate picture....

Yudith 25

Friday 14 March 2025 18:00

Because OP broke his phone and sent the video from the data recuperated by the Grace of God?

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