Embarrassing and Love: Skids - FML

Skids

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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ilovemsminaj 13

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:08

Maybe you should listen to her

GuyNoOneKnows 13

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:08

Well...learn to wipe and you will never have to do your laundry again

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ExiledRemixx 13

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:50

You sir are a sad sad man.

Katie_9078 8

Wednesday 16 July 2014 8:14

Haha right in front of your friends too!! XD

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Tuesday 30 April 2024 5:15

Why is it that I have trouble getting a new girlfriend, when men who can't even clear the "doesn't shit in his pants" bar can?

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Tuesday 30 April 2024 16:16

Damn you got schooled 😆

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