Sex, Awkward, Jealousy and Love: Sinking feeling

Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2009 16:22

Get funnier balls.

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Thursday 3 September 2009 16:23

Uh, would you WANT your girlfriend to laugh excessively during a conversation about your testicles?

Comments

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:18

ur obviously a bloody bore

HahaYDI 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:46

She was probably laughing because they were so small.

jisaac09 25

Monday 4 January 2010 6:18

I know this doesnt have anything to do with #1 but i think it needs to be on the top...... Maybe u need to grow a pair and she wouldnt have to be talkin bout his....