Simply having a wonderful Xmas time!

By Anonymous - 10/12/2025 09:00

Today, I came home and told my husband that I got my own Christmas present so he would have something to give me at the family gathering. He asked me if it was wrapped. I said it was. He said, "Nice." No follow up questions at all. FML

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Wednesday 10 December 2025 13:48

Stop doing that. No more bail outs. Let the manchild embarrass himself at future family holiday gatherings - if you're still married to him by then.

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Return it and replace it with divorce papers. No way he cares about you.

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Hangryko 31

Wednesday 10 December 2025 13:48

Stop doing that. No more bail outs. Let the manchild embarrass himself at future family holiday gatherings - if you're still married to him by then.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 14 December 2025 1:58

Return it and replace it with divorce papers. No way he cares about you.

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