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Side effects

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 18:41 - United States - Barrington

Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML

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strokesie 23

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

I'd much rather giggle like a psycho than faint, personally..

cuppycakeslove 20

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:22

Uncontrollable laughter and no HPV virus...seems like a win win for me!

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marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 17:34

I don't think the vaccine made you giggle

maroongrad 13

Thursday 6 September 2018 5:22

Um, that's not remotely the vaccine. That's your adrenaline and being easily suggestible.

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