Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up - FML

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

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clarissa_Gyall 0

Monday 4 April 2011 4:34

dayummmm!!! big up 6 year ole kid SMH

AmericanGirl69 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 20:17

that's just like Justin Bieber being shoved by 12 year olds. She* is such a fail.

michael666 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 2:03

call him a ******

stevenmx86 7

Friday 20 May 2011 2:23

Ydi for taking that.. That's the point where you kick him out for being insubordinate..

SovietRei 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:42

That kid is literally the greatest person who has ever lived, just for that one line.

bm99 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 7:24

Guess who just got banned for life!

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 18 September 2020 21:03

I would have called the cops if I saw a 6 year-old without parents out alone.

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