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By josie - 05/05/2022 10:00

Today, my husband of twenty years thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t fart in front of him. FML
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Farts are funny. It's long past time to stop being prissy. You should have had that comfort level with him after like, a month

Show him the ultimate expression of love. load up on dried apricots cuddle up at night and hit him with a Dutch oven to end all Dutch ovens.

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He's so dumb! He doesn't know basic biology. Girls don't fart. Sheesh!

Farts are funny. It's long past time to stop being prissy. You should have had that comfort level with him after like, a month

Show him the ultimate expression of love. load up on dried apricots cuddle up at night and hit him with a Dutch oven to end all Dutch ovens.