Transportation, Art and Love: Self sabotage

Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 0:03

Get your foot out your mouth and say "this one doesn't compare to you", you're welcome.

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As an artist, this would turn me on

Comments

freakincool 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:12

We've all been there, OP. :)

Dallasluver19 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:02

*She gets up, and leaves.*

Captain_Penguin 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:11

You should have followed up with, "Besides, I could never capture your beauty in a picture. But I'd like to try, if you'd allow me to." Then give her number

paijus 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:32

Oh well. Next time. Everything happens for a reason right?

mrdiggame 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 8:10

Man, being able to say something good in that situation is hard.

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 8:18

you could have added "but if you join me at *bar or restaurant nearby* I can draw you if you want.

mrsmaglietta 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 8:34

dick move

Delta2Almanac 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 9:07

I would like to see that comment back in the day with kings and queens.. .

Urraco 1

Thursday 16 August 2012 13:59

Your opening line that it was a generic face was good you should have then said but I'll draw you if you like. You then draw a really quick stick figure and title it moderately attractive girl on train. Do this with a big smile on your face. I know it sounds counter intuitive but trust me it'll get her laughing.