Customers, Gross and Work: Say it, don't spray it

Say it, don't spray it

By grossedout - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

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acneegg 7

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:08

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

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Thursday 9 December 2010 9:09

You'm had a panic attack, huh?

Comments

christinecorujo 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 23:49

Eww!!

Livzien 13

Friday 9 December 2011 14:10

I don't understand why people are voting on the OP deserves it? What a terrible thing to happen, the woman obviously has a lack of manners..

peacefulgirl89 7

Friday 20 January 2012 2:03

OMG, that is so gross......I would of puked it right back up and into her mouth, then passed out lol

mr_jack_meoff 5

Thursday 30 May 2013 10:47

That would have been a good excuse to drink at work, killing geezer woman germs.

ChicKenza 4

Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:52

That is disgusting ... I'm so sorry

Alm1ghty_Push 15

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:48

I would have puked all over her

Athena_Bennett 6

Thursday 3 March 2016 2:46

Ew! I was eating!

Ameliaprescott 10

Sunday 21 August 2016 22:40

I would've spit it out right on her

bethrose94 12

Wednesday 25 October 2017 6:47

that makes me cringe

Joe Kinney 8

Saturday 17 August 2024 6:29

Been there but worse. Back of the ambulance, drunk pregnant girl projectile vomited and some went on my mouth.

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