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By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. At one point, he started to kiss my ear. Then, he stopped, went into the bathroom, and came out with about four Q-tips. He then said to me, "Just take care of your ears, then I'll continue." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 21:00 - Germany

Today, I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around "sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand". FML

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By billjoebob424 - 07/02/2020 01:00 - Canada

Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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crimsonprodigy 15

Thursday 8 January 2015 17:28

The next time he wants to have sex, give him a box of Q-tips.

CatLady4Lyf 30

Thursday 8 January 2015 17:26

Who doesn't enjoy some good Q-tip pleasure?

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Bubblezx 12

Tuesday 17 May 2016 9:32

Guessing he's your ex now

Jakkel2003 19

Wednesday 14 October 2020 8:28

Sounds like maybe he likes penetration. Try a strap-on on him and see how he likes it

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