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Rude awakening

By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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Saturday 28 September 2013 16:04

I lol'ed so hard at this! Sorry op :-(

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At least you woke up to 1/8th of an ******?

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jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:34

Honestly, that is hilarious and kind of awesome.

xPrinceofDeathx 5

Tuesday 1 October 2013 3:42

But... This was written at 5:33

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Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:33

Trying to blow something off? Like maybe your socks?

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