Kids: Rough patch

Rough patch

By nosexlife - 12/09/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I was with my seven year-old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it. She loudly responded, "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

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Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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Lancerman7449 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:06

this fml makes no sense. its not like anyone in the store knew what she was talkin about.

shmoop 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:08

i honestly don't understand what this is talking about and why it's an FML...

Comments

chronicwanker 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:46

wow thats very creative why would you even think such a thing though really

Own3d55 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 15:50

this is the lamest FML ive heard. whoever let this be an FML needs to be put down

spellingbee 0

Monday 14 September 2009 21:29

hahahahahahahahahaha...haha kids these days...lol

Dustyn94 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 3:41

thats not even that bad

twihard333 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 22:31

this is kind of confuzzlin

artsychik14 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 18:16

haha that lil girl is funny. P.S. this place is for comments not long paragraphs that people write to make themselves look smarter

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Monday 20 September 2010 11:41

Just because you're too stupid to read and/or you have a too small attention span doesn't mean everyone else does

artsychik14 0

Friday 8 October 2010 0:11

i didnt know u were sensitive, sorry to hurt ur feelings

melonsmasherrr 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 3:01

I don't get it

jkeneda 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 17:15

hey it could've been worst... I would've something more like "hide it in your ******, he never goes in there!"

killer6969 16

Monday 28 January 2013 20:25

Hide it in that box of condoms you guys don't use he never goes there!!!!

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