Animals: RIP

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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Thursday 7 April 2011 12:01

awwwww that's horrible

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Goodmorning!! poor kitty :'c

Comments

Natasha14641 7

Friday 8 April 2011 9:16

I'm imagining this as a short film.

snowy154 9

Friday 8 April 2011 9:36

that's a good sight in the morning

theminger 3

Friday 8 April 2011 11:22

why do u let ur cat out idiot

the_ydi_troll 4

Friday 8 April 2011 17:45

probably because there's such things as outdoor cats?

JinSaysNever_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 11:51

Mhmm. BREAKFAST.

UniquelyMine 0

Friday 8 April 2011 14:30

That's terrible. I'm so sorry ):

firefly319 7

Friday 8 April 2011 19:43

That's awful. I'm sorry for your loss.

Tinkerbel_fml 0

Friday 8 April 2011 21:03

I'm sorry for you loss!

WhenForeverDies 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:41

Haha...ahh i love happy endings :) but sorry for your loss :(

leareh 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:42

haaaa

akechatesu 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 2:26

awww poor pussy cat :,( rip but good morning :,)

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