Riding bike on ice... By Lewis - 25/01/2019 00:30 - France - Paris This is some kind of déjà vu. I agree, your life sucks 149 You deserved it 399 Share Tweet Share
Today, after getting ghosted by a company for a job I really wanted, I posted on LinkedIn, venting my frustration with companies not having the decency to send rejection letters. My current boss, who didn't know I was job hunting, saw it, and let me know I'm now on the shit list. FML I agree, your life sucks 104 You deserved it 902
Today, I need a remote position due to a disability, but no company will even try to work with me. My car just died. I'll never be able to live on my own, despite being 30. The worst part? All the people who are gonna reply and call me "entitled." FML I agree, your life sucks 427 You deserved it 132
Today, I had to drive my grandmother to the emergency room. I periodically tried to call my parents but neither of them picked up, even when I called the house. We sat there for 6 hours and still no one took her to a room, and no response. Mom finally called back, only to tell me to get her a pack of cigarettes. FML I agree, your life sucks 452 You deserved it 64
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 894 You deserved it 9 212
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 320 You deserved it 31 916
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML I agree, your life sucks 881 You deserved it 389
Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 672 You deserved it 766
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 952 You deserved it 383