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By Bubbah - 15/03/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML

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Dude_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:12

obviously a jealous bitch.

whatsarahsaid 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 14:28

"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."

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danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 15:20

Haha. Maybe she was just jealous of your plumpyness

khxx11 1

Wednesday 12 August 2009 3:23

punch that bitch In the gut

tobikuma 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:08

I sighed at what seemed like another FML where people would go on about how fat the other person was. She shouldn't have said that but I was about to move on to the next FML when I realized you called her "chubby", a more appropriate term in my opinion, as opposed to "fat". Just wanted to say good for you for not being a jerk by calling someone else "this gross fat woman" like some people would. Sorry it happened though.

kyzaar 0

Friday 25 June 2010 4:40

u should have said cuz I don't look like u

bharted85 7

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:57

Haha OWNED

narutou546 4

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:40

wow, cause she has room to talk

Antares_01 9

Friday 25 November 2011 20:59

Hahaha you could be like "well, we need to show our customers the stage you get to just before you become very fit =D and be a motivation to people like you that they can make it"