Intimacy: Reasonable

Reasonable

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

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turtlemansam 6

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:50

She's not your best friend. she's your mom

cutieepie101 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:45

omigod. D: so sorry op

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1basketball1 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 23:05

That is the most disgustingest thing I have ever heard in my life. I would murder my dad and friend.

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 31 October 2010 4:35

You can't think of anything disgustinger?

starile 19

Sunday 31 October 2010 2:32

Maybe OP's mom is her best friend!

Samantha04 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:35

haha fyl!

Samantha04 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:36

haha fyl!

lollipopXx 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:55

that's horrible!! D:

Missmelody2008 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:16

Ew dude.

realityreject 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:21

that's just gross. I think mom and dad should get a divorce and you should get better friends.

Sarpool 0

Monday 1 November 2010 3:53

not even cool

kewirox 1

Monday 1 November 2010 6:05

that's ****** up

SMD_emilyy 1

Monday 1 November 2010 7:09

People are ****** up.

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