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Randy buggers

By Josie - 21/02/2011 07:46 - Australia

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

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Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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takeapieandrun 9

Monday 21 February 2011 12:38

At least give us some details... not this "interesting conversations" shit.

sthrr 6

Monday 21 February 2011 12:09

Good for her!

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Monday 21 February 2011 20:30

this is not fml

wolve86 0

Monday 21 February 2011 21:00

wait your grandma has an appartment above her house?

iateyourdogx68 2

Monday 21 February 2011 21:51

thats not really a fml..

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 February 2011 22:53

He's a troll. Don't feed him.

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 February 2011 22:53

He's a troll. Don't feed him.

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 February 2011 22:53

He's a troll. Don't feed him.

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 21 February 2011 22:53

He's a troll. Don't feed him.

Miranday 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:40

Atleast she is having fun.

emsiti 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:11

use it against here to make her make you cookies

pepelapew 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:20

lolitas a hottie

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