Kids, Accident and Parents: Psycho - FML

Psycho

By deadgirl - 15/05/2021 01:59

Today, I accidentally broke one of my mom’s favorite glasses while she was away. My dad saw and offered to tell her instead that he broke it, because, "let’s face it, if she knew it was you, she’d shove the glass shards down your fucking throat." FML

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Today, I threw a party at my girlfriend's house before her parents came home from vacation. After the party, I found all of her mom's favorite wine glasses broken. I spent $500 on new glasses, and wrote a huge apology for the party and the damage. She got home and told me that they were already broken. FML

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Today, I complained to my mom about her always acting cold towards me, and that it feels like she doesn’t love me anymore. Her response was, “You’re damn right I don’t, not since you broke my favorite glass last year.” She used to tell me she’d always love me no matter what. FML

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By horrible daughter - 24/08/2013 10:23 - United States - Santee

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I loved her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knocked over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 15 May 2021 4:16

Sucks your mom is like that apparently. Your dad is also a hero for taking one for the team.

bleachedraven 14

Saturday 15 May 2021 7:33

Wow, awful.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 15 May 2021 4:16

Sucks your mom is like that apparently. Your dad is also a hero for taking one for the team.

bleachedraven 14

Saturday 15 May 2021 7:33

Wow, awful.

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 16 May 2021 0:05

Oh right, your mother really must be mother of the year because of that....

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 18 May 2021 4:09

At least your dad loves you right?

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