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Pretty vacant

By So losing the last name - 26/09/2024 06:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, at our usual family gathering, Big Grandpa, the family patriarch, said with his loud super authoritative voice, "Hey! Where is granddaughter?" I responded, "Here, Grandpa!" He then disgruntledly yelled, "NO! I meant my PRETTY granddaughter!" FML

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d j mom 9

Thursday 26 September 2024 12:47

don't worry. he's just old and an asshole!

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d j mom 9

Thursday 26 September 2024 12:47

don't worry. he's just old and an asshole!

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