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By Ca13b - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

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Drewken 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:59

Yes! New way to get back at my friend!

sandmancometh 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:40

Superglue his face to his ass

FunwithBumperCar 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:56

Shove Wasabi up his bumhole

becca01662 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:07

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Sunday 16 October 2011 7:07

P Op

becca01662 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:07

becca01662 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 7:07

P Ol

organicmtdew 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:35

... Why would you wipe with damp TP...?

emily56841 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:42

wow I guess your on fire then;p

massacreman3000 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:31

slap his face widdit

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