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Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

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Saturday 11 June 2022 2:20

Anything that ends up with someone getting drunk is almost always a YDI.

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Friday 10 June 2022 14:56

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 June 2022 14:56

Did that work?

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 11 June 2022 2:20

Anything that ends up with someone getting drunk is almost always a YDI.

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