School: Please, apologize

Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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mfranks19891989 10

Monday 3 February 2020 18:41

She caught 2 people with one stone good for her

RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 February 2020 15:58

After two ****-themed FMLs, the phrase "help me get off easier" triggered some disturbing imagery!

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 3 February 2020 15:58

After two ****-themed FMLs, the phrase "help me get off easier" triggered some disturbing imagery!

mfranks19891989 10

Monday 3 February 2020 18:41

She caught 2 people with one stone good for her

E2dav 5

Monday 3 February 2020 22:22

Dont worry, teachers are flat out & forget easily.

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