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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:48

turtle 1 OP 0

chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:51

83 it's funny cause no one was talking to you at all lol. I applaud you for making a royal ass out of yourself, acting like people cared what you said hahahaha

chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:51

83 it's funny cause no one was talking to you at all lol. I applaud you for making a royal ass out of yourself, acting like people cared what you said hahahaha

chaoticnh 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:53

****......commented twice

nomz333 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:16

poor little helpless turtle

123loopsify 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:16

hey at least the turtle doesnt anymore pain........

texmex210 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:19

haahahahahhahahaahahahahaha

WiNnInG1997 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:24

turtle D:

rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:51

poor turtle :(((

pickles1994 18

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:10

43 is right... there is seaturtles! :3

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