Pets 4 life

By Anon - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML
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bentleysdad11611 0

haha until they have friends over and you have 40 Pets that you don't want

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zombiekitten87 12

um.... gross? why don't you just buy a pet that isn't, Idunno, riddled with disease, chewing on your wires, and ******** in your cereal boxes?

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sweetcande999 0

if you're that lonely... you should try craigslist lol

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lksdliz 9

Oh, for the love of Pete! Get up off your butt and go help out at a homeless shelter or a soup kitchen. You need a little perspective!

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CeeCee_fml 16

Is it so hard to actually buy a real pet like a cat, dog, or even mice that are probably not disease ridden like the ones you are feeding now?

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jls4592 2

have u ever seen that movie with the crazy guy and his killer rats

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ravenmccoy 0

Lol...i think youre gunna regret that :

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